Hey guys, I'll be in Marina del Rey in September and wanted to know of any local parlors or other providers you recommend. I won't have wheels. Any insights into Sacred Zen Suites? All recommendations are welcome. Happy to return the favor if you find yourself in Chicago. Thanks, BN. I had to think awhile about a proper response.
First off, my initial reaction was someone who visits l. And does not rent a car has about as much brains as Bronny's agent in making a leveraged purchase of a new house in Brentwood hint, king shithead, your son ain't playing basketball. But then I thought about how driving in l. With the various neandertal demographics is risky, so fine, do not get a car.
If you consign yourself to having to be driven in ubers manned by humanoids with alamgordo level B. O, well fine. At least if you are in marina del rey, you can actually walk to three parlors. I am assuming you are staying at the Marriott: 8 miles away is zen shit suites. This is the place you asked about. Because you are from Chicago, you will get the location joke. This place is run by the same demo that has given Englewood Chicago a shoe size homicide clearance rate.
It is chocolate run, and total chaos. The front desk girl is usually plastered and reeks of shit ass pot. She will send you out to wait and may even ask for a deposit. Do not give her one. The pricing on their ad is as useless as the cup that is attached to the Nyquil bottle. If you take that as a measuring item when you take Nyquil, you might as well drink bud light.
You will be upsold and it will not be pleasant. So if you are paying and any session less than that and you may as well drop your keys in west Hollywood , you are going to pay for a handie and for head, all in. And, the girl servicing you will not be the one in the pics, and the distance between the two realities is something worse than you see on hot young Asians.
