A thirty-ish woman has a clothing store with a dark and black motif. She needs some regular flyers. I proposed a somewhat obvious and fitting all-black design with the name on it and some information at the bottom. I got myself a printer.
Could you send me the file so I can print them? Just one thing: since I want to save some ink, I bought some black paper. I just need you to send me the file with only the white in it; make all the black transparent. In the end, we had to send it to an external printer, but not before we had to do what she asked and she made a few attempts! A client is giving me feedback about a sales flyer I am creating for them. What little dots? He points at a few, and I feel the need to clarify. And that was the day I had to explain to the vice president of a newspaper company what a period was.
I do web design for clients. I have a client for whom I have completed the design, and they call me up months later. What charges are you seeing?
You mean, like, every month? What did you do?! I am working at a small marketing agency. I never really have time to actually finish any task before the client comes rushing in to micro-manage the entire thing. I know things are going to get spicy on the very first day. I told my bosses I was never working like that ever again. I work at a legal office, and we represent injured people. Usually, communication is easy⦠but in this case, not so much.
I have attached a document that gives us the authority to make a counteroffer in your case. The one you sent says it will settle my case now. We cannot make a counteroffer without the authority to settle the case on your behalf. I never said you could settle my case! I said to move forward with an offer. You tricked me! You also signed a directive to that effect. Please note that the offer we made is significantly higher than what you were expecting to get in the first place. You are fired.
