Follow us. While every woman has probably had erratic thoughts far beyond this collection, most women have thought the things below at some point during the horizontal hula. For some of us, it's the position. Too many men believe a woman has never faked it with them, and way too few women call you folk out on it.
But trust me, a woman has definitely faked it with you. Add to that list the fear of our stomach gurgling midway through, unseemly squeaking because of some weird friction, and, of course, the soft, uncomfortable slapping of skin in loud silence.
The good news is that the heat of the moment usually ties into the assessment, so you have that working for you. Seriously, though. The ball section of foreplay can be trickier than defusing a fast-ticking bomb for a lot of us, simply because it's so easy to hurt you accidentally, of course.
Some men love that borderline between pleasure and pain, while many would rather steer clear from the pain realm altogether.
Use your words or even appreciative moans to indicate when you like something so we can make mental notes about what works for you and always, always return the favour during foreplay.
