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The boat that would take us on the Lysefjord was docked close to the Seabourn Ovation. It reminded me of a ferry, with a main level of forward-facing seats on both windowed sides and in the center. Our tour guide, who began by telling us that she was named after the Norse goddess Sif, provided non-stop commentary as we sailed, covering everything from Norwegian schools and child care to the cost of housing to what she prepares for dinner.
It seemed that she wanted us to get a real understanding of Norwegian life. I would have loved to have soaked it all in, but I was far more focused on what was going on around us on the top deck, taking in the scenery and enjoying the moment. Sif spun the story of the mysterious opening, which involves a group of vagabonds who were on the run from the local sheriff to avoid paying taxes and escaped by hiding in the cave. Officially known as Preikestolen, Pulpit Rock is a steep cliff that rises meters — about 1, feet — above Lysefjord.
The views from its almost flat top make it a popular destination for adventurous hikers. Part of the Scandinavian Mountains, it is considered the most iconic natural landmark in Norway.
Before returning to Stavanger, we were dropped off at a waterfront restaurant for waffles and coffee. Norwegian waffles are heart-shaped, thinner and softer than their American counterparts and are typically dusted with powdered sugar and served with jam and sour cream.
No maple syrup on these waffles! After a quick lunch on the Ovation , Herb and I headed into town. Stavanger Torget, or square, is a short walk from the port and a bustling gathering spot. A tall silver monument takes center stage in the square. Near the monument, we happened upon footprints of Al Gore cast in bronze in the sidewalk.