Blanche: "What do you think of my new dress? Is it me? It's you. Blanche: "Dorothy, what do you think I oughta do with my bed? Its got more miles on it than the Spirit of St. I've never been so humiliated in my life. You are not gonna believe this. My sister, Charmaine, just called me. Oh, my goodness. Look what I found. Double-fudge cookies. I thought we agreed not to keep cookies in the house. We're going to go to some dumb country and try to use them as money.
The fancy man and I are going to the dog track. She's a dog jockey. Or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car. Blanche: "I don't really mind Clayton being homosexual, I just don't like him dating men. Dorothy to Blanche and Rose: "If I had that money I could have moved into a swinging condo instead of living withβI better not say anything until I've had my coffee [sips coffee]βa slut and a moron! You won't believe the horrible thing I just heard on the radio!
This is merely a test. In the event of an actual emergency-". Blanche: "I can't believe you said that! Oh, if I weren't a lady I'd deck you. Would you look at that: man's best friend, chasing man's best friend! With a Venus Fly Trap. Blanche: "Now, only women in there twenties and thirties have babies, whatever is a woman in her forties to do? Blanche: "I'm from the South.
Flirting is part of my heritage. Blanche: "I won't stand for this! Blanche: "Dorothy, can I borrow your mink stole? Rose: "Blanche, you should make us eat dirt, make us grovel, give us the silent treatment Rose: "Cooking, Dorothy? Blanche: "This is strictly off the record, but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.
Pin ellipsis More. Dorothy Zbornak didn't need words to silence her roommates on The Golden Girls. She would simply raise one eyebrow and look hard at Rose and Blanche until they quieted down. If that didn't work, though, Dorothy had an arsenal of acid-dipped one-liners at her disposal that she would whip out whenever necessary to shut down Rose or Blanche when they grated on her last nerveβwhich was often, over the course of the show's seven seasons on the air.
