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Budding screenwriter Stuart Wright offers a newcomer's perspective on the 65th annual Cannes Film Festival. However, there were hundreds of others of his compatriots there from all levels and in varying capacities.
The first thing that everyone will tell you about the Festival de Cannes is how much it rained. Funnily enough the other designer jamboree in this neck of the woods, the Monaco Grand Prix, also got soaked.
Meanwhile, the UK basked in sunshine. The second thing everyone will tell you is how hard it is to make the trip worthwhile. However, from a business point of view this is the one small window of time when Hollywood is in a square mile of Europe. This is only my second time at the festival; the first was last year.
This makes me still very much a Cannes virgin. Therefore, in the film world I barely exist. However, Cannes is one of the few environments where you can actively start to do something about it.