World's Dumbest The folders below have descriptions added. Animal Encounters When nature takes a bite out of stupidity. The infamous story of soap opera actor Fabio getting hit in the face by a goose while riding the Apollo's Chariot ride in Busch Gardens. Especially the bit where Godfrey pretends to be the goose.
Godfrey: "Honk! He has no talent! I hate Fabio! And all the other geese are like, "Yeah! Honk, honk, honk, honk! I hope it took the picture at that moment. I would be like, "I'll take the one of Fabio eating the duck. Cobra Day. A festival where people put their lives on the line by provoking king cobras. Chuck: They're not pets! They're trying to kill you!
The number one clip shows a raccoon named Willie living in a man's walls and the man yells at him like they're an old married couple. A pet kangaroo in Buffalo, New York escapes from its owners during a wintery day. Godfrey thinks that maybe it escaped for a reason. Godfrey: That's why the kangaroo was trying to leave! It was in Buffalo! It knew it was in Buffalo!
Have you been to Buffalo? It sucks! One clip showed Charlie, a chimpanzee from a South African zoo who has a bad habit of smoking. This is the result of him learning how to smoke by watching zoo patrons and said zoo patrons throwing their cigarettes into his enclosure.
And he's not only smoking, he's inhaling as well. One clip showed a safari tour going horribly wrong when a troop of baboons runs up to the truck and start stealing the tourists' food. The poor kids are traumatized and the narrator says that they probably won't be reading Bedtime For Bonzo any time soon. Loni: Next time, just take them to Chuck E. Cheese's so they won't have to see a baboon's raw pink ass up close.
