Photos by Livzey. Wait, wait. I know he does. All right. As you all know, this is Halloween, the finest night of the year. And you are in the right place at the right time.
Tonight's show— The first show is being videotaped and the second show goes out live via satellite, and will also be videotaped, and the whole thing—both shows and all the encores and everything—will be edited together to make one big thing later. So— So I hope that the cameras don't cause you any inconvenience. Please cooperate with them, don't give them any trouble, and we'll try and make the show go as smoothly as possible in spite of the fact that it's on TV, okay?
Not— I can't sign everything all at once so I'll try—thank you—I'll try and get to it later. These are Martian flowers? Well, we'll put these over here, here's a guy who would look good with 'em. Let me introduce you to everybody. This is Ray White on guitar and vocals. Tommy Mars on keyboards. Scott Thunes on bass. Chad Wackerman on drums. Ed Mann on percussion. Bobby Martin on keyboards. And our little Italian virtuoso, Steve Vai, on guitar and et cetera.
You want me to spank him, is that the deal? Maybe later. He needs it! Okay, we are now gonna play some selections for you from our new album which has been uh— Well, let's just say that the radio stations have been kind of ignoring it a little bit. That's— Oh! Do you know what you are? You are what you is You is what you am A cow don't make ham You ain't what you're not So see what you got You are what you is An' that's all it 'tis.
Wait, stop, stop! What is it? What's the deal? What was it? What d'you want? Oh, the feedback, you're right! Get rid of the feedback! Where is it coming from? What is that? Well it's Halloween, it's a gremlin! It's a fucking gremlin, that's all it is! You know I like it better when I can see you guys out there, you know? Hope you don't mind the lights on you. Let's do it again, right from the beginning. A foolish young man From a middle class fam'ly Started singin' the blues 'Cause he thought it was manly Now he talks like the Kingfish "Saffiiiee!
