From Gainesville, Georgia, comes the story of our bozo who had an armed robbery all planned out. He waited outside a local business, hidden in some bushes, waiting for an employee to emerge so he could jump him.
He failed to take into account the side door, and when someone emerged from that exit, it frightened him, causing him to fire off his gun and attempt a hasty getaway. All good exceptβ¦look out for that icy spot on the sidewalk!
He took a nasty fall and was knocked silly, giving bystanders an opportunity to disarm him and call the cops. Charged with armed robbery and aggravated assault. Hold onβ¦that looks likeβ¦an artillery shell?!
Not taking any chances the hospital was evacuated and incoming patients diverted until the situation could be further assessed. Shell-shocked doctors and bomb disposal experts said that, while it was possible, it was unlikely the shell would have exploded inside the man.
The cops were called to a residence on a report of domestic battery. Further investigation found that our bozo, Susan Franklin, had gotten into an argument with her girlfriend, at which time she picked up her cat and used it to scratch the face of her domestic partner.
