Le Chou is Europe's most dedicated source of news. Catch up weekly on the biggest headlines with our roundup, all with an intentionally inaccurate and satirical streak. His career began as a singer on cruise ships before gradually transitioning to media tycoon and world leader. From accusations of sleeping with underage prostitutes and accepting bribes to racist comments and propping up murderous regimes, Berlusconi did it all. As a mark of respect, the former PM's state funeral will be held in a full-scale replica of the souvenir.
However, many are still convinced that Berlusconi could still make one of his infamous comebacks. Analysts still cannot agree whether he or Boris Johnson is more likely to mount a successful return to politics. Others simply refuse to believe that he is dead. Although the pact now caps the number of migrants that coastguards can dump in the sea at night , Brussels negotiators hoped that a loophole specifically written in to placate Budapest would be enough to shut Orban up.
According to the agreement, Hungary will be allowed to buy two barrels of embargoed Russian oil for every one migrant that is accepted at the border.
EU Council President Charles Michel has revealed that he keeps boxes of highly sensitive documents at his Brussels home. However, this claim has been dismissed by top officials who say the papers are all blank. In a bid to look important and claw back a bit of relevance, former Belgium PM Michel has told visiting foreign dignitaries and leaders that he keeps stacks of classified EU documents at home in his bathroom.
However, his story has been comprehensively debunked by Council officials who told Le Chou that the boxes of documents are filled with blank pieces of paper and other assorted stationary.
